Hayden: *running into the kitchen* “Mom, Mom, MOM!! Do you know what just went into my tummy?’
Me: *nervous* “What?”
Hayden: “When I took a bite of my apple and squished it with my teeth, juice came out. Mom, apple juice came out of the apple and went into my tummy. Isn’t that just the coolest!”
Me: *kinda dumbfounded* “Yeah, Hayden that is cool. Apple juice is made from apples.”
Hayden: “This is just so cool. I have to eat more apple to get more juice.”
And he is supposed to be the smart one.